Alexa with Brockley

Meet Alexa -  aka Lex aka Slexy

Job title?
Teller of chocolate tales

Daily tasks at D&D HQ?
Eating chocolate, emphasising the wrong parts of words, singing along to Beibs, looking after marketing

If you woke up as a chocolate bar tomorrow, which D&D flavour would you be?
Quinoa, Smoked Tea & Vanilla because I’m so edgy and exciting ;) – to be fair I’m probably more like a Roasted Cacoa Nibs – plain (but delicious obvs) with a bit of crunch ;)

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?  
Why aren’t you a vegetable?

What was your first ever job?
Washing my dad’s car for £5 a pop (raking in the dollar)

Why aren’t blueberries blue?
Why aren’t mangoes men?

What’s your favourite song to sing in the shower?
I can’t sing I have a nodge :(

If Team D&D were a rock band, which instrument would you play?
The recorder – it would be a pretty weird rock band but I play a cracking rendition of O’ when the saints

What do you want to be when you grow up?
A princess 👸
 umm no that would be nice but I want to open my own bakery/deli where I have regulars called Maud and Ray who pop in every morning to try my new bakes.

What would be the opening line of your Oscar’s acceptance speech?
I’d like to say I’d be very poised and elegant but knowing me I’d probably throw a few expletives around, cry, and rabble on until I got carried off the stage

Which would be harder to give up, coffee or alcohol?
Can’t beat a nice glass of wine or a G&T so see ya l8tr coffee

How many D&D bars tall are you?
11.1 100g bars  17.9 40g bars

Which human living or dead, would you most like to go to dinner with?
David Attenborough for sure – he is my hero – I’d ask him to bring an animal guest to dinner with him – perhaps a baby sloth.

Who was your celebrity childhood crush?
Mark Owen, Stephen Gately, Scott from 5ive

If you had to describe your cooking style in three words, what would they be?
Messy, perfectionist, bit-of-alright

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