Meet Iss 👋

Job title?
Izz Bizz the (digital) chocolate whizz
Daily tasks at D&D HQ?
Writing words about chocolate
Taking photos of chocolate
Posting photos of chocolate on social
Fighting the urge to eat all the chocolate
If you woke up as a chocolate bar tomorrow, which D&D flavour would you be?
It would be pretty difficult to come to work if I woke up as a chocolate bar, but it would be pretty sweet (get it?) to be a Date & Himalayan Pink Salt bar
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Because vegetables are green and choc ain’t good if it’s green.
What was your first ever job?
My first job was cleaning hotel rooms. I've seen some things.... 👀
Why aren’t blueberries blue?
More importantly, why aren’t gooseberries geese?
What’s your favourite song to sing in the shower?
Don McLean – American Pie
If Team D&D were a rock band, which instrument would you play?
The nose flute.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
What would be the opening line of your Oscar’s acceptance speech?
I think there's been a mistake....
Which would be harder to give up, coffee or alcohol?
Coffee is the work of the devil so I’d have to say alcohol.
How many D&D bars tall are you?
Not sure about height, but I’m definitely a good couple of bars wider than when I first started.
Which human living or dead, would you most like to go to dinner with?
Frida Kahlo for sure.
Who was your celebrity childhood crush?
Gareth Gates was pretty dreamy. That tooth gap 😍
Describe your cooking style in three words.
Veggie, tomato-y, courghetti-y